Person a wakes to the sound of glass shattering, they freak out and see a rock on the bedroom floor. They slowly walk near the window to see person b waving to them
Person a angrily calls them-“what the fuck babe!, you broke my window ”
Person b blushes -“um yeah I was trying to throw stones to get your attention like in movies, guess I should have used a smaller rock”
Person a groans -“really? You could have called or texted me, or literally anything else”
Person b-“well excuse me for trying to be romantic, now you coming down or what?
Person a-” you’re ass is coming up here and cleaning up the glass first.
Person b-“how about I make it up to you with dinner, and pay for the window?“
Person a-“you’re lucky I love you”

